If you are looking for something life-altering, profound, or practical, you had best close this page right now.

Here you will find thoughts and ramblings about film, stage, and books. Very little will pertain to reality. You will quickly realize I am obsessed with fiction in all its various forms.

If this is a sentiment you share, you are most welcome to stay. In fact, regardless of whether or not you share the sentiment, you are welcome. Only, if you do not share the sentiment, I think I shall enjoy myself here far more than you. But you are welcome to read these words with a disdainful scowl and a disapproving shake of the head.