Greetings friends! There has, of late, been a friendly little voice in my head which likes to screech like a pterodactyl, “YOU HAVEN’T WRITTEN A BLOG POST IN 89 YEARS YOU PATHETIC PORCUPINE.” To which I answer “a) Hush, b) it has NOT been 89 years, c) don’t call me pathetic because it hurts my […]Read More How to Adapt a Book into a Movie- foolproof advice for making the perfect adaption
June is almost over. Which means that 2018 is almost half way over. And when something is half way over, it’s basically almost over. In other words, to sum up my current mental state in 7 seconds: I have learned by observing my fellow bloggers that the best way to deal with this frightening […]Read More The Mid-Year Freakout Book tag- because the year is basically ending and books are our only solace
Greetings friends! As you may have cleverly deduced from the title of this post, I have been nominated for the Awesome Blogger Award! I’m sure this isn’t at all surprising as my blog has many awe inspiring qualities and you all knew it was only a matter of time before these qualities were publicly recognized. […]Read More The Awesome Blogger Award- food, ostriches, and other awesome things
I apologize for my lengthy absence and any anxieties it may have caused. I appreciate the search parties many of you sent out and the funerals you held for me, but I am here to tell you, I am not dead! The fact is, I forgot to set my alarm and I slept in a […]Read More 10 of the Best Guys in the Chair- because aren’t the sidekicks always more interesting?
I recently started reading a book. I recently stopped reading above mentioned book. Why? Because I kept getting the characters mixed up with planks of wood. And I find it extremely difficult to get emotionally attached to a plank of wood. And if I’m not emotionally attached, I’m not invested in what happens to them. […]Read More 8 Books of Good Character- Oh save us from planks of wood!
In my travels (between the shelves in the library I mean. Let’s be realistic), I have seen many things. And, aside from the occasional human who rounds the corner and gives me a heart-attack, most of the things I have seen have been books. I’ve seen books of all shapes and sizes (metaphorically at least. […]Read More 10 Types of Book Titles- Plus Very Helpful Advice for Titling Your Book
Greetings friends! You may have noticed that three of my four latest posts (including this one) have been tags. The reason for this being, of course, that I require assistance from one of my fellow bloggers to scramble back up onto the cliff I just fell off of. Today the person who noticed me hanging […]Read More The Rising Author Tag- featuring shadows from my dark past
I was just thinking about the past the other day, taking a little stroll down memory lane, remembering all the things I did back in the year 2017. Do you recall the year of which I speak? I know what you’re thinking. “Ah, I see,” you’re saying to yourself. “She was too lazy to do […]Read More Reminiscences of 2017- Certainly not a recap post
Clearly when I said I was “back” in my last post what I meant was “I just clawed my way out of a vortex of death to get here and I’m about to be sucked back into it. Help.” But a very clever sponge has just pulled me from the vortex. To show my gratitude […]Read More The Liebster Award- I answer questions and spout random and potentially interesting knowledge about my life
Greetings friends! I have been long absent due to complex and overwhelming circumstance involving time thieves, Schuman, and Spanish verbs. But now, having thwarted the time thieves, fled from Schuman, and conjugated the Spanish verbs, I find myself able to write to you again. In short, I am back! Or maybe Schuman killed me and […]Read More The Writer’s Book Tag